Chapter 161 Noble Authorities
"I know why you gave them the master bedroom, you know?"
After sorting out the stuff and having a light dinner, they went to their bedrooms for the night.
It was still early in the evening, but they were going to go and pay a visit to the viscount's estate tomorrow morning.
They were going to go shopping after that if possible so they had planned to go to bed early.
"Yeah? You do?"
She turned around, facing her bare back to him.
"Of course you smart naughty twinkling star."
He helped her with her dress's zip.
She was trying out the outfit she would be wearing in the main event that they were invited to by the viscount.
"Elio I would have punched you if it wasn't for this dress."
After zipping up her dress, he pushed the zip back, helped her with her sleeves, the jewelry, and both of them sat down on their bed as he started making her hair.
"I know you don't like being called that. But you know why I keep calling you 'twinkle' miss twinkle?"
"I'm going to punch you, Elio."
"You can-."
-Dhum!
"That wasn't a warning."
She used her elbow so it wasn't a punch, but it still landed around his right kidney. Which was hella painful… iykyk.
"…"
"Oh? No screaming? Seems like you have become well accustomed to Pain, baby."
She bit his lips but he did not scream or shout or grumble.
He just bit his lips until he was bleeding, endured the pain with his high Endurance, and gulped back the blood that flew out of the wound on his lips.
"You're a bitch, you know?"
"I'm your bitch, so shut it and continue what you were doing."
He was angry but he was at fault here in the first place so he didn't complain and continued braiding her hair.
"What were you saying though? What was it about you calling me by that disgusting name?"
"Oh, calling you tw-."
"I'll use my sword next time, Elio."
"You can't even take a joke, Alex."
"I can take many things many times and a joke with that name involved isn't sadly included in the list."
He turned her head to the side and kissed her with his still bleeding lips since the pain was getting worse.
"Well, yeah. You can take things quite well."
He knew what she was planning when she gave the room with better soundproofing to the mother-daughter duo.
With the kitchen and bathroom on both sides, the right side was better in many ways, and even though not as good as the right side, the left one had much better usage for couples like them when they were going to live with someone else.
"Anyway…"
He tried it, but he couldn't braid her hair as well as Miss Aloha did.
He was good, but she was a Master for a reason.
"Looks like you will have to change back to the dress that matches the hair. How about the black one?"
"Nah. It's too plain."
She got up and took out the stockings first, then the detached sleeves, and her earrings.
"What do you think about the blue one?"
Half of the bed was already covered in her dresses, and there was an entire pile hanging on the hangers on their left.
"We don't have jewelry for that one, Alex."
"I can just wear the items, you know? Look at these…"
She took out a few items from her inventory and was about to show it to him… when he got up from the bed and hugged her from behind.
"Yup. I think the blue one will work."
He helped her take down the necklace and other heavy things before the heaviest dress.
"You know I don't care about what I wear, right?"
"You look amazing in anything you wear… even more without it."
There was a smirk on her face as she felt his nose on her neck.
"Look who's being horny now."
"You, yes. I can feel that as well."
He took down the zip for her first, then he very respectfully backed down and set back down on their bed.
"We can just chat and go to sleep if you want though. I'm fine-."
"Hell nah, you bastard. Not after this!"
The dress was expensive so even though she wanted to jump on him, she first took down the dress… or at least she tried and got stuck when she was removing it the wrong way.
"Ptfff…"
He had to help her even though he enjoyed that stuck sight of hers.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
But she was soon out of that damned piece of cloth.
"Are you going to act clumsy before the viscount as well?"
Looking at his partner with most of her skin bare, he smiled warmly.
She was pretty, and she was hot. But at the same time, she was ironically dumb as well.
"You're making fun of me again, Darling."
She was angry, he can tell that much.
A Viscount was not that high of a noble title in her eyes, but it was still a noble title.
The nobles of this world were pretty different from the nobles of the other games that mostly are the cause of most of the troubles.
They were nobles in true meaning… At least most of the kingdom's nobles and a majority of the empire's nobles on the western continent were like that.
They were capable people that the crown trusted as much as they trusted their royal guards.
They might not be perfect individuals like the lore accurate nobles should be, but they were good people.
Yet she was cursing that good person with that look in her eyes.
"You know what I'm going to say now, right?"
"Strip down?"
"…no, hell."
Usually he's the one saying that, but she was already pretty much naked right now.
"Haaaa… just shut up, darling."
She set back down on the bed, beside him.
"Is that what you were-."
"Kiss me."
"Hmmm?"
"Kiss me or I'm going to the room next door."
"…yes ma'am."
She was tired now.
He sure knew how to wear one out mentally… as well as physically.