Merchant Crab

Chapter Not a Chapter



Happy holidays, fellow crabbers!

Just interrupting your regularly scheduled story reading to let you guys know that since I'll be off for the holidays this coming week, the usual chapter schedule will be a little different. Not taking a full break with it, but instead of three there will only be one new chapter next week. After New Year's, the regular schedule of three chapters a week goes back to normal. So, the next chapter, 167, will be out Christmas morning, Wednesday 25th. The one after that will then be out January 1st and we return to the usual releases.

Thank you for another great crabbing year and here's to another one with even better things! Book 2 is quickly approaching its end on Patreon, with book 3 already peeking over the horizon, and I'm also really excited to share more news on Merchant Crab's audiobook release coming soon. But shhh, I can't say much about that yet for fear of being severely pinched.

You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author.

While I'm here, and because 'tis the season, Merchant Crab's Patreon is currently 50% off until the end of the year. If you enjoy this silly crab story and ever wanted to show your appreciation with some coin, now's a good opportunity for it!

Still reading this far? Impressive. You deserve a reward, adventurer. Here, have a quest so you can get out of here. Take this link and travel to the lands of Patreonia. Once you're there, tell them the crab sent you. They won't ask you to pay anything, this one's on me. Once they let you in, read everything you can for the next month and then report back. Your reward will be a slightly stale raisin muffin and a free one-month subscription to Merchant Crab's Patreon with 20+ advanced chapters. I can see you salivating over that muffin already.

(If it wasn't clear enough, the link in the previous paragraph is for a limited-time offer to a free Patreon subscription. Merry Christmas!)

Thank you for reading my silly crab nonsense, you're all awesome! 🥧


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